You wouldn’t expect some mail-order bride to manage your investment portfolio. So if you’re cool with form over function, this pretty stainless-steel slider is a safe bet. The 2-megapixel camera snapped surprisingly clear pics, thanks to high-quality optics — you can even use the mirrored display to check for errant nose hairs beforehand. In short, the LG Shine is the sharpest tool in a drawer of … well, spoons.
A chintzy case with V Cast-handcuffed media, 1.3-megapixel camera, and a Dark Knight decal? Jokers!